I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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