So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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