new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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