1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
well you can't waste a boner
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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