Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You made out with two different species that night
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
