I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life