Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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