I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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