Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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