Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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