It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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