Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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