Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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