Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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