i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
