she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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