Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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