just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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