Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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