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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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