those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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