I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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