Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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