I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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