Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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