How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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