pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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