Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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