ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
BRING THE BAGELS
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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