remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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