watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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