That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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