I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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