there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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