I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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