Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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