He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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