How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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