Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?