I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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