who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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