threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.