Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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