Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?