so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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