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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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