I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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