Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
