craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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