You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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