I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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